When it comes to excuses, I admit, I am the queen. However, the below list of excuses are all things that have actually happened to me in real life and I am now gifting them to you. Enjoy!
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9 Foolproof Excuses for Not Showing Up to Work on Time
Mariam El NakkadiFebruary 18, 20190
Mariam El Nakkadi
One simply does not mess with Mariam. Blessed with the glam of a Serena van der Woodsen and the wrath of a killer dog from a Stephen King novel, she -- again -- is not to be messed with. Her love for memes knows no boundaries and her passion for work, especially when she dons her working glasses, is astonishing as 925's Associate Editor.